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Superhero shows improve by ditching superheroes

Trump names Hulk Hogan Secretary of Headlocks

Dolly Parton launches Kid Rock from penis cannon

Sandworms Protest

Edgelord doesn’t care about ‘Barbie’

McConnell freezes at thought of Ken’s crotch

Phoenix changes its name

Jason Aldean’s hit song

Jonah Hill demands GF wear burka

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