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Superhero shows improve by ditching superheroes

Trump names Hulk Hogan Secretary of Headlocks

Dolly Parton launches Kid Rock from penis cannon

Sandworms Protest

Edgelord doesn’t care about ‘Barbie’

McConnell freezes at thought of Ken’s crotch

Phoenix changes its name

Jason Aldean’s hit song

Jonah Hill demands GF wear burka

Musk vs. Zuck vs. Snuggles

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Author: matthewparrish1

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M&M’s add bridge troll character

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Mercury in Retrograde – ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it’

matthewparrish1 January 22, 2022
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Golden Squirrels – All-rodent remake of classic TV show

matthewparrish1 January 3, 2022
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Naked Mole Rat named New Year’s Mascot

matthewparrish1 December 26, 2021
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Manchin votes no on Pete Davidson dating Kim Kardashian

matthewparrish1 December 26, 2021
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Madonna photoshops herself into moon landing

matthewparrish1 December 21, 2021
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60 Days in … a nursing home!

matthewparrish1 December 9, 2021
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Mr. Teesus – Q believers wait for second coming of Mr. T

matthewparrish1 December 8, 2021
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Frozen Yogis: Yoga cult corpses found thawing in the Arctic

matthewparrish1 November 24, 2021
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Time Traveller Reveals Nothing

matthewparrish1 November 16, 2021

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