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Superhero shows improve by ditching superheroes
Trump names Hulk Hogan Secretary of Headlocks
Dolly Parton launches Kid Rock from penis cannon
Sandworms Protest
Edgelord doesn’t care about ‘Barbie’
McConnell freezes at thought of Ken’s crotch
Phoenix changes its name
Jason Aldean’s hit song
Jonah Hill demands GF wear burka
Musk vs. Zuck vs. Snuggles
Saturday, May 10, 2025